Andrew Sparling

From the archives of TiPWiki, the unofficial Duke TIP Wiki
Jump to: navigation, search

Andrew Sparling is the instructor of "Revolution and Terror: Controversial Politics" at Duke East. He is Canadian, an atheist, and a career student. He is writing a dissertation on 17th Century German Alchemy. He carries an oversized water bottle and often wears one sock higher than the other. Andrew is rumored to have worked as a translator for a Japanese cult. No one knows how old he is. He uses a MacBook G-4. His hair is a most excellent poof, and is rarely combed. Andrew is known for his ability to quote any philosopher ever, hatred of Immanuel Kant, ability to tell it straight and funny, and incredible height.