Cody Stewart
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The most intelligent man to walk the earth, Cody is an immortal sent to earth to observe. Lord Stewart serves as the overseer of the Rice campus, keeping order with frequent shouts of "Make noise quietly".
When he is angered, the whole earth trembles in fear of his superiority.
The Mount Vesuvius eruption? That was Cody when someone got locked out of their room twice in one day.