Conner Williams

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Conner Williams

Conner Williams

Conner is one of the coolest kids you will ever meet. During term 2 2013 at West, Conner took Neuroscience. He is best friends with Josh Poland, and was beloved by everyone who met him. During neuroscience, Conner was known for always answering "a" to any question, ever. He also was the only person who could actually sass the Sass Master (Joseph St. Pierre, aka THE Transvestite). During the last week, Conner asked Victoria, a 3rd year, to the red carpet. He spent the entire night fist pumping, raving, and dancing like a stripper with David (the two of them were copying Kate and Victoria, who would dance with each other to avoid the slow dances). Conner also started the Orange- Lavender war that went down after quad fest, after the green team wouldn't stop their random cheers. Conner spent the last night roaming the halls with Josh, Kate, and Victoria, in hopes of finding good people and pizza, as well as drawing penises in Kate's term book with Will. Conner promised neuroscience that he would return the next year (and he better keep that promise!).

Conner Williams

Pretty much a baller-Everyone.

Where He Been

Conner Williams made a statement at Trinity Term II in 2012 by making all of the ladies faint by his god-like fistbumps. This pretty much set off a firestorm across campus that nobody expected. When it was discovered he was at Duke West Term II in 2013, all of the GUYS fainted. He pretty much spends his time ballin' and being a total boss over everyone around. Questions? I didn't think so.