Creative Chronicles
From the archives of TiPWiki, the unofficial Duke TIP Wiki
The Lobsters:
- Gregory Brennen
- Lydia Crannell
The Turtles:
- Mazie Witter[Family Friend](1)
- Sunessa Madhav[Zoë's daughter](2)
- Katrina Czaky[Natalie's Daughter](3)
- Emily Prins[Natalie's family's cat](4)
- Sam King[Aka Rice, Young twin #1 to Natalie](5)
- Elizabeth Seaver[Natalie's Daughter](6)
- Zoë Rein[A secret tiger, bird, and half fish. Jules' daughter. Mother of 1](7)
- Natalie Helms[The main bird, Jules' daughter. Mother of 7](8)
- Emily Gurgens[Last bird. A potential dad figure, but is currently a crazy uncle. Jules' son. Not married. Had the Thomas hat for the 2017 year](9)
- Jake Polansky[Natalie's Son. Eldest child. New owner of the pink shirt for 2018](10)
- Andrew Miskimon[Father of Natalie's divorced husband](11)
- Delaney Epley[One of the Basics. Natalie's family's horse](12)
- Becky Rosen[Another one of the Basics. Natalie's daughter.](13)
- Helen Emerson[Another Basic. Disowned drug dealer. New owner of the Thomas hat for 2018](14)
- Ruth Anne Emerson[Another Basic. Godmother](15)
- Alex Schneider[The last Basic. Natalie's daughter](16)
- Amelia Wilson[Natalie's Daughter. Young twin #2](17)
- Jules Griffin[Natalie's, Emily G's, and Zoë's mother](18)
Quotes
- Voted #1 by class: A lobster is just a stretched out crab
- In no particular order from now on:
- Every hater go find a lover
- Cats are more durable than dogs
- Texas angst
- Pike Mence
- Danggggg
- A drug dealer is just a bad pharmacist
- Lover of Hamsters. Hater of snakes
- Not everything is about morals
- Not my campus not my problem
- That newspaper slab is thicc
- Texas is, like, its own country
- Zoë is a secret tiger
- Just like ten minutes of screaming
- A Dries is just a stretched out Jake
- You need to train your metabolism to run
- Maybe squirrels have a utopia we don't know about
- Your mind is just a cavernous hole of pain; rabbits like to dance
- The Beatles are hiding on the desert table
- I have the money to ruin you
- Take a deep breath Helen
- Pigs are the Anti-Lobster
- Follow your dreams and stay out of prison
- Oatmeal raisin cookies are for the devil, aka the Beatles
- An army of hamsters take over Texas
- Once a space president, always a space president
- Helen can't the cake
Term II 2018
- A totally amazing class.
- Taught by Blakely (teacher) and Casey (TA)
- Live your best weasel.