Ethics: Term 1 2019 Duke East

Ethics (and the Little White Lie, if you must) was the best and most chaotic class at Duke East that entire year (2019).

Members

This is the list of students as it stood during the second week of the term. The class started with 18 students and ended with 15, however, this list will include 16 students. Students

• Aarya
• Aidan
• Alex
• Ana
• Arin
• Ashley
• Audrey
• Jude
• Kate
• Layla
• Liz
• Lotte
• Malia
• Penelope
• Pixley
• Shmill/Will
• Tate

Teacher and T.A.:

• Emily
• Bethany

Term Book Superlatives

Audrey: Most likely to achieve world peace with her friendship bracelets

Kate: Most likely to forget her values

Ashley: Most likely to be the only sane one

Arin: Most likely to casually mention rabies

Jude: Most likely to work at Walmart at age 7

Will: Most likely to eat 12 slices of apple pie in one sitting

Layla: Most likely to start a utilitarian kindergarten

Ana: Most likely to *Dolphin noises*

Malia: Most likely to be pretty invested in transgender Paul Ryan

Pixley: Most likely to put jobs on sandwiches

Lotte: Most likely to think the 1800s were bangin’

Liz: Most likely to be baby

Alex: Most likely to bet $4,200 on everything

Tate: Most likely to be the first unanimously elected president

Penelope: Most likely to be a human

Aidan: Most likely to have a midnight crisis, but then again, and, we don’t want to sound utilitarian but... most likely to type too aggressively

Bethany: Most likely to throw a wrench in the debate

Emily: Most likely to make someone bald

Things

• Sprinkles
• Boiled babies
• Rabbit-eating cheetahs
• That saw next door
• Whether our T.A. was lying about her pregnancy or not
• Schwooping up to heaven
• Transgender Paul Ryan and her estranged son, Nancy Pelosi
• The three most unethical things in the world: the Holocaust, the fur industry, and internships
• A mutual hatred for Miranda Fricker
• Burning people
• Singing Kumbaya
• Burning a person while singing Kumbaya
• Kant-centration was played at every break

The WHOOOOO Tunnel

After every break and on our way back from lunch, every student would form a tunnel in front of the classroom door. Our teacher, Emily, would run through with joy, then we would force our T.A. Bethany to go through. Bethany never enjoyed this tradition. As they went through the tunnel, the class would all sing the same note and go, "WHOOOOOOOO-". After both Bethany and Emily had gone through, the class would split from the tunnel, starting at the end, and run through the tunnel until everyone was back in the classroom.

Quotes

Coming soon...

4th Years

• Aidan
• Ashley
• Audrey
• Tate

Hey...

...Jude, don't make it bad

Take a sad song and make it better

Remember to let her into your heart

Then you can start to make it better, better, BETTER, BETTER WOOOOH

Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,

Hey, Jude

Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,

Hey, Jude

Jude-jude HEY JUDE-Y-JUDEY JUDEY JUDAYY

Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,

Bye, Jude