Fight Night

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Fight Night

Welcome to Fight Club.

  • The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
  • The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!
  • Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
  • Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.
  • Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas.
  • Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons.
  • Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.
  • And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.