Fire and Cheese
Nick Pierce's greatest work, nicknamed "white platinum" by its stunned audience.
Charred bones
skeletal trees
scorched ground
all crying to heaven.
The horror has only begun
the mountain is stained crimson
with its own boiling blood
lava and fire.
The soot-stained doors
lay on their hinges
torn from the inside.
Screams of terror
stench of death
spews forth from the open maw
while elephants cry
from across the river.
No turning back.
The entrance hall
is littered with refuse and skeletons
but the carvings
speak of a time when
the ale flowed
and there was syrup roast for everyone.
The stockpiles are untouched
looters fear even the name of this place.
Koganusan, or Boatmurdered.
The halls are long
and dark
the carvings trail on
now speaking of times
when goblins and elephants fought the brave dwarves here.
Inside one of the many rooms lining the halls
a strange sight
a shrine
to some sort of cheese god.
An inky river
flowing silently
a crumbling stone bridge
gravel banks
littered with the remains of many beings.
The carvings grow terrifying
in them many races suffer the same terrible fate
death by fire.
A different stench
now assaults my nostrils
the stench of burnt flesh
accompanied by a deep groan.
I pass into a large cavern
held up by buckling stone supports
carved with homages to cheese.
I hear the
pop
and sizzle
of the fabled lava tunnel.
There
a strange beast kneels
a creature burned
beyond recognition.
It turns
its eyes burn my soul
down to the core.
It pounces
my breath has left me
my eyes begin to shut
for the last time
and I notice
what it clutches.
A piece of cheese. It depicts and image of a dwarf. It depicts and image of an elephant. The dwarf is crying. The elephant is laughing at the dwarf. The elephant is on fire.