A humanish being known by the name Lucy Hanks is famous in psychology(term 2, Davidson College, 2019)as Glizard.
Glizard is short for goose lizard, goose from its famous goose cough(legend has it if you go to the third floor and stand by the Kult board at 2 am you can hear it’s cough)and lizard from that one time it got stuck doing the splits going up the stairs.
Literally can’t shut up. No shade but come ON dude.
Anyway you know you love it and hate it mostly because of the cough.