Jack Grossman was indubitably the first one to know the truth about the walls in Few dorms. His skills include not dancing, deceptive high fives, creating aliases, Latin, being a hipster, passionate rants about physics, puns, Oklahoma cultural fluency, hugs, and doing East traditions at West. Jack was a major prophet of Jar Jar Binks (all hail). He started Binksism at West Term 1 2015 and stayed true to our lord and savior Jar Jar (all hail) even during the great Binkschism. He scared Noelle like one time and thought it was a big deal or something. 10/10 human.