John Ellis

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He's known. Nicknames include "Neymar", "Ish", "Ishy", "Ishmael", etc. Somewhat perfect (somewhat is a relative term, Will). Infamous for being walked in while canoodling with his girlfriend in the alcove (east camp). He also has a cloak of invisibility for his phone. His T-Shirts all smell like weed. Among his many talents is singing "Funky Futurista" on repeat.