The Lion's Piss
The Lion's Piss is a terrible drink that one should never consume at Duke Tip. Why would anyone drink this beverage, if the cafeteria has plenty of delicious soft drinks, such as Coke and apple juice? Duke Tip is a time to be free! There are no parents to force you to drink healthy! So instead, put that glass of Lion's Piss down, and take some soda! The Lion's Piss, by the way, is just water.