Mary's Turtles

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A.K.A. Mary's RAG, Duke West Term 1 2012

Members (2nd year girls): Sara M. Sarah L. Keely Sydney Audrey Ritu Taylor Amy Maggie Caroline H. Caroline G. Margaret

The turtles were awesome. Why are we called the turtles, you ask? Because turtles are awesome.

We were also on the BLUE TEAM at quadfest. Which was pretty cool.

Inside jokes:

  • BATHROOM SQUAT. NOW. ALL THE WAY DOWN. FEEL THE BURN.
  • "I see you looking!"
  • The rectal prolapse song, courtesy of Sydney:

"Constipation, lack of dutiation. Nah, nah nah! Rectal prolapse."

What is a rectal prolapse? Don't ask.
  • Others that I'm sure I am forgetting.

Peace, love, and turtles.