Matt Morrissey

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The super cool TA of Biotech. He can presumably drink 32 beers in 32 seconds. He is president of Frat Kappa Delta Rho. He is Low-Key Loki. He might be Lionel Messi's twin (although he didn't know who that was). He is most likely to Frat. His water bottle is always filled with undisclosed content that may or may not be confidential. He gets salty when kids stay up late and drink all his free low-grade coffee.