The RC group you wish you were in . . . The Monicats
Claire "The Carebear" Constantino: Most Potsie
Meghan "Eat Sexy" Dwyer: Most likely to dance circles around you
Becki "Goodtimes" Feinglos: Nicest person in the world ever . . . no seriously, she's really friendly . . .
Alison "The Twista" Freedman: Worst person to run into during a swordfight
Lana "The Songbird" Hompluem: Most beautiful voice
Elisha "High Roller" Hwang: Most likely to win big
Kimmy "The Diva" Levitt: Best celibate mistress of the mafioso
Jordan "JMaz Maze": Mightiest music peddler
Kristin "The Vermonstenator" Person: Best President of the Eric McNatt Fan Club
Nola "I Wana be Nola" Seta: Most likely to be on the cover of Vouge
Elizabeth "Handcuffs" Tsai: Prettiest smile in school
Esther "My Love" Wallace: Hottest Harry Potter connoisseur
Monica "That's Awesome" Lemmond: Most experienced TIPster . . . EVER.
The fourth - year girls RAG of Monica "Monicasorous" Lemmond, it was comprised of 13 of the most opposite people in exisistence -- two members of the Foxy Four, a professional swordfighter, a few very crazy people, an SNL star in the making, two somewhat normal souls, a very decidedly hot Harry Potter connoisseur, and some beautiful Asians formed the most awesome RAG at East '05. Part of the mystery surrounding the escapades of the Monicats was the fact that though half of them were about as opposite as anyone could get, the whole RAG got along splendidly. Below are a few of the many incidents the Monicats added to TIPlore:
~Pretending to be in danger of being expelled from TIP, while secretly partying in the office with the RC's.
~Getting eight copies of Harry Potter before any TIPster on campus, and torturing the less fortunate with tantalising hints and spoilers about the lastest Potter tome.
~ Loudly toasting the legendary "Eric McNatt" evrey night at dinner.
~ Singing the apparently annoying "Monicasorous" song before going to dinner every night.
~ Glaring at and attemting to insult OSCar the Grouch every time she prowled their floor.
"I think handcuffs are kinky"
" That's weirder than webbed feet."
" TO ERIC!"
"I'm not alone . . . in my shirt!"
" Monicats, count off!"
" Back when I was a third year TIPster . . ."
"Monica, if Eric wasn't gay, you two would totally hook up."