Morgan's Coconut Cult
Morgan's Coconut Cult is the nickname of Morgan's RAG at Duke West 2013 Term 1. This name was derived from a song taught to the group by a member - Devin - during a moment of extreme boredom. The song, a tale of a mentally ill coconut, goes as follows:
"I'm a little coconut Sitting under a coconut tree Everybody steps on me That's why I'm a nut you see I'm a nut *click click* In a hut *click click* I'm CRAAAAAAZZZYYYYYY"
In hindsight, Devin claims to regret the introduction of the song to the RAG; however, it gained the group some of their best and longest-lasting memories. The tune, repeating over and over again in a progressively faster tempo, was known for annoying other TIPsters - along with the group's occasional, loud renditions of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and the Alphabet. The RAG was also known for it's idolization of Parth and an impulsively-bought, forty-dollar tree/troll puppet by the name of Garfunkle.
Members
The members of this RAG totaled twelve, all of which were second-year girls. Morgan, the RC/cult leader/fairy godmother of the group, kept the TIPsters entertained and well-behaved (for the most part ;) ). The cult included:
- Devin - Most likely to start a cult
- Eloise - Most likely to be complimented on her pecks
- Emma Taylor - Most likely to start the TIPsterhood of the Traveling Hat
- Emma Tucker - Most likely to become an anti-comedian
- Emily - Most likely to become a lemur
- Erica - Most likely to become a hairdresser for David Hasselhoff
- Jacey - Most likely to become an Indian dance teacher
- Kate - Most likely to become the Dictator of Soviet Russia
- Katie - Most likely to have EPIC fails (372 and counting)
- Maddie - Most likely to create an Asian armada
- Rachel - Most likely to develop an acute fear of Frisbees
- Rebecca - Most likely to become a gangsta
- Morgan - Most likely to impersonate Rick Astley