Morgan Pierce
Morgan Pierce is the great instructor of the Guilties. Her official title is The Great And Supreme Leader Of The Nation, Who Is Descended From Heaven, And Is The Perfect Incarnation Of The Communist Future. Many of the Guilties refer to Her informally as Our Beloved Leader. The Holy daughter of God (As specified in Her title "Who Is Descended From Heaven"), She represents God's will among the people. Her second-in-command is Niki Patel. As The Great Instructor of the Guilties, she educated them in the ways of depression causing. Her trainees, the Guilties then started the never-ending War of Depression against the Psychos.
Morgan Pierce is also one of the cutest, sweetest, smartest, and oddly wisest people I have ever met. I would have asked her to TIP Prom if I could've been there, but I couldn't - for a variety of reasons - attend. If I had been present, I would have asked her to TIP Prom, and hopefully she would've said yes. Because I couldn't be there, I hope she will consider this: Morgan, I'm so sorry that I couldn't be there to ask you, but in lieu of going to TIP Prom, would you accept a raincheck?
As The Great And Supreme Leader Of The Nation, Who Is Descended From Heaven, And Is The Perfect Incarnation Of The Communist Future, it is often difficult to find someone who holds my attention, much less who I would be willing to go to TIP Prom with. In this case, my answer would have been an unequivocal yes. Since you couldn't attend, I will indeed accept a raincheck in lieu of a Promposal. --P.S. I miss you a little
Hey you. Just wanted to say that I really like you. And that I'm sorry prom didn't really happen. Honestly, sometimes I don't really know how to follow through on things. I'm really good at ideas. I'm really good at dreaming up grand gestures that don't come to pass. But I'm glad I could take you to dinner, and I'm glad that we get to spend time together - even if it'll start dwindling and be less predictable when it happens. Just so you know, I'm hoping to take you to dinner again. Not sure when yet, but I'm really hoping you'll say yes to it. Because I kinda like you or something.