Poptartism

Poptartism is a religion (cult) created by James Rigby of Mock Trial 2019 Davidson term 2 that worships the almighty poptart, a poptart of unknown origin. They are enimy (enemy because the people that created this can’t spell) of the flying spaghetti monster in the sky and trained Suke Lkywalker to shoot the ceactor rore with a thoton porpedo and destroy the ealactic gmpire. Most people are also communist(see communism). They are the enemy of the pastafarians(see pastafarianism) which is only worshipped by Christian