Powerthirst

Energy drink for people that need gratuitous amounts of energy!

SPORTS you'll be good at them!!

RARRRRRRR!!

With all new flavors like SHOCKLATE!! Chocolate energy!! Its like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!

If you like Strawberry...How about RAWBERRY!!!

Made with lightning!! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!

You'll have energy running all the time!!

Power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power spawning babies!!! You will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! Then you feed Shocklate to your babies and they'll become good at SPORTS!!

And they'll run ABNORMALLY FAST!

They'll compete against Kenyans, they'll run as fast as Kenyans, they'll run past people that think they're Kenyans, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!!!

You'll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like SlOw DoWn! And you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!

Be smart don't gamble on your energy.

SNAKE EYES!!!

Holy Shit!! Ive got PowerThirst!!

MENERGY!!!!