Rigel Turner is a god among men. He is your best friend even if you don't know it. Everything you do you do because Rigel commands it. He is like Morgan Freeman, Jesus, and Lady Gaga all in one. All hail Rigel. Rigel was robbed of the honor of second floor whore. This was his birthright. At the end of time he will punish those who robbed him of it with tremendous force and great fury.
Intrests: Caillou, Yeezus, booty
Future spouse: Mitchell, They will be married on July 20th 2015 Mitchell's 17th birthday.