Riley Bollinger

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Riley Bollinger is the best man I have met in my entire life. If you ever, ever, for even a split second doubt his parkour skill, just give him enough time to get too a fire escape or high ledge, and he will shove those words in your face. You may hate him the first time you meet him, and he may hate you a little bit. but give it a little time, and he'll become the best dad you'll ever have. And if you need help with your swag, or some important life lesson, just talk to'll be better for having had the experience