Spooning

Your goal is this.

To place spoons in places they do not belong (no, not in that way).

To make people think, "How and why is there a spoon there?"

To never be caught in your endeavors, although there will be no penalty for this, other than shame and whatever the admins can come up with.

To never steal another's spoon, whether placed on another person or in their arsenal.

To walk the fine line between maximum spooning potential and having spooning banned for that year.

To respect others when they tell you to not spoon them.

To respect the level of seriousness each spooner approaches their art.

To not take so many spoons as to hinder a restaurant, but only as many as you can truly use.

To have fun spooning, and to not have it ruin the fun of others.

To challenge yourself in spooning.