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Dating TIPs for TIPsters, Chapter One: Introducing the "TIPlationship"

Hey kids! A relationship at TIP, or "TIPlationship," as I like to call them is often desirable to ambitious young TIPsters, but can prove hard to develop. That's why I've compiled a list of handy-dandy "TIPs" on how to start one!

(some lameo named rman edited my page, here's the data on them. http://www.tipwiki.net/wiki/User:Rman14 Sounds like a total lameo)

Ways to Find a Like-Minded TIPster

Roam the halls, looking for an attractive youngster. This can be pretty difficult sometimes. After all, this is an academic camp. In fact, this one is pretty hit or miss. Now that I think about it, it's kind of creepy to just walk around looking for people to try and convince to date you for about three weeks. But hey, different strokes for different folks. If you want to go this way, you need to be a careful judge of appearance. But then again again, if you're the kind of person to do it this way in the first place, that doesn't mean much. So spy out a sweet young TIPster. Swoop in like some kind of brain damaged bat and hit them with a "hello, fellow TIPster!" Now, you've found your target: move on to the next step: the TIPickup.

TIPickup TIPs and Tricks

If you're picking up a TIPster, chances are you just need to be mildly clever to get your foot in the door. Unfortunately, chances are you're a TIPster too. So to help you out, I've polled some ***socially active*** TIPsters for advice. They gave me several options! One TIPster suggested to make sexual advances right off the bat. Unfortunately for them, that's not only an undesirable behavior in a TIPlationship TIPartner, but also explicitly against the rules of the TIP program. A second TIPster suggested that the only thing needed in a relationship was "to bring takis and not be racist." Sorry anonymous TIPster, but that's a little too difficult for the average TIPster. After all, if it were that easy to get spicy things into people's mouths they wouldn't be reading this, would they? So anywho, lets get to the good stuff. And this time, I don't mean contraband! The absolute, honest-to-goodness best way to pick up a TIPster is this: dress up as Darth Vader! It let's you show your pizazz, and if you play your cards right, they won't know what you look like if things go south! But that's only for the experts, and iif you're the kind of TIPster I think you are (and I think I've made it clear what that entails) you need a good, timeless, tried-and-true TIPick up line!

Upon careful research, I've compiled a group of many useful lines and tricks.

But before we can get to that, I need to explain the most important step: the execution. There are good ways to do this, and bad ways. You've got to pay attention to what you say and how you say it. Now, I know you're a TIPster, and you're not good at talking to people of the opposite sex. (or same, I don't judge.) However, if you pay attention to my TIPriffic advice, you'll be swimming in attention in no time at all! First off, the elocution. Make sure to clear your throat before you introduce yourself. A clear throat is a key part of convincing your fellow TIPster that you will make a fertile mate, as it is required to insert a banana more than six inches. Make sure yours is as clear as crystal before you talk to them! It's even better if they hear you do it, and even better if you shove the banana down your throat before you say a word! Next, you'll want to stare directly at their feet. Uneasy TIPsters will frequently take eye contact as a threat and react violently. If possible, compliment their feet. If their feet are really that disgusting, find a new TIPster. Next, you'll want to have preemptively selected a great TIPickup line from the list below. Remember, if you can speak without moving your tongue, they'll be impressed by your multitasking!

TIPickup Lines

This page is a work in progress. Check back later for more progress, my TIPster!