Term II 2006 email
From the archives of TiPWiki, the unofficial Duke TIP Wiki
This is an email that was passed around after the end of Term II 2006. It has little clips of what happened at Davidson that term.
- You know you’re a Davidson Term II Tipster when…
- …Aimee is a mythical creature whose wrath is feared above all imagining.
- …having 16 STDs is normal.
- …your favorite place to hang is intercourse bench.
- …marrying your tractor isn’t considered wrong.
- …You’re obsessing over ultimate Frisbee.
- …Cell phone reception is a rare occurrence.
- …you’re having 2 hour debates on Harry potter.
- …Gatorade powder is the bomb.
- …you’re discussing evolution over breakfast.
- …you’re doing gymnastics in the hallway.
- …CVS is you’re new favorite store.
- …tangerines are referred to as bruised fruit. (Or by Amanda, at least)
- …you paint yourself different colors and snarfle jello
- …guys have animal names.
- …you’re climbing in the ceiling.
- …you find raw Ramon noodles.
- …you listen to someone recite 314 digits of pi on the spot.
- …you fear Vail macaroni and cheese.
- …you eat a lot on phat Thursday.
- …you hate International Relations. (No offense to IR…we love you)
- …it’s all fun and games until a cat gets thrown up against a tree.
- …you’re putting nail polish on grasshoppers.
- …seeing Taush in a trashcan is normal.
- …guys ask for eye-liner remover.
- …you wear a neon shoelace.
- …your room looks like a bomb hit it and no one cares.
- …you dig putting on deodorant in public.
- …knocking through a cinderblock wall becomes Morse code. (It was really a beat competition.- Connor Newton and Vince Mitchell '07) [Edit: Dear Connor and Vince, not quite. It was a way through which to have conversations with neighbors without waking the sleeping Aimee]
- …you see a guy wearing a skirt.
- …you find that togas are the new fashion.
- …no more than one blowdryer works in the same room.
- …deforestation debates are heated.
- …you sell your soul for a can of soda.
- …you are addicted to Purell.
- …you have a ton of stalkers.
- …everyone loves duct tape.
- …you beg your TAs and RCs for a ride to laser tag.
- …there’s a urinal in the girl’s bathroom.
- …you chop off various parts of fingers with an X-acto knife.
- …you hear the term ‘San hanirizer.’
- …your view is a concrete wall.
- …you watch for a blue noodle at lunch.
- …you’re carrying an 8-foot stack of cardboard.
- …you hug your friends for no reason at all.
- …you’re underwear gets stolen.
- …hats are passed from person to person. (Particularly sam’s hat)
- …someone wants to cook a groundhog.
- …you don’t want to leave nerd camp.
- ...seeing a big black kid and a short white guy crying together is common on the last three days.