Term I 2k19 Social Psychology
Class inside jokes-
“My favorite movie villain is hades because he’s simply a sassy icon.”
“Nah nah nah I don’t want that unicorn using its magic on Me”
“OOOO SHH DONT TELL CALVIIIINN”
“But like, the difference is, you have to manhandle them”
“Hugs are hugs, hugs are comforting”
“There’s a DIFFERENT FARMERS DATING SITE??”
“Common guys who put flex tape.. I respect it”
“Who killed jfk? I DID”
- a guy* “I didn’t choose to be a creepy little girl it just happened”
“Who all has a lacrosse team at there school? I do. Rose, you’re homeschooled”
“You know when you see a knife and you’re like ‘I cOuld mUrdEr my WhOle family and rUn away to mExiCo’”
“You might be a little scared but like... don’t be”
“I’m gonna slap you. I’m legit gonna hit you. - do it - No if I’m gonna hit you it’s gotta be when you aren’t expecting it”
“You wannabe baby skin”
“... squirrels only find 16% of the nuts they hide. Isn’t that just sad?”
”help. When I freak out I go all Italian”
“James! Now is not the time for inter-racial chalk!”
“Service dogs can’t do parkour.”
“Does anyone have a dongle?”
“Too much playtime in the b-room”
“It’s almost time for lunch beaches .... don’t ever say that again”
“yEs mAaM I DiD”
“I love breakfast. That was LUNCH”
“Did anyone not get sex that wants to?”
Alex gaining the heelies from Trent
Joey, aka god
Ruby, randomly aggressive in discussion. Likely to kill.
Lil Phoebe, big dick energy
Vicky, able to diss cayman and spill every secret he’s ever had
Cayman, in most dire need of a belt and some abba music
Sophia, in constant need of a person to use a pillow
Annie, randomly the most eccentric person
Isabel. Looks innocent but is almost always the mafia
Faith, quiet usually until randomly she attacks you with one of the best ideas you’ve ever heard
Jasmine, prefers to swallow her anger
Lakshmi, random wheezes and screeches
Alexa, play me despacito
Trent, always lives in parkour
Rose, there are no words
Jenny, furiously typing every word in notes
Iliya, most likely to piss heather off
Ada, kindly attacks you
James, loves to make that condom tea