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The Holy Goats are a cult of 7 people who have sworn an oath under the mightiest of the Holy Goats, which would probably be your mom.
Their names are:
A little bit about the goats
- Panda at heart
- Actually a lamp"
- Wiz Khalifa
- Best known for her Julia-isms"
- Is commonly attacked by carrots
- Is actually your mom
- Really REALLY hates suicide jokes about Kurt Cobain
- Is actually a glass of tea
- Prefers hiding in cold, dark corners to socialization
- Never gets any of Julia's and Paige's jokes
- Also a lamp
- Always makes your day
- A lone pikachu roaming the wild
- Missed the first welcoming dance ritual
- Officially on confetti duty for Julia's and Paige's talent show act
- The grandfather
- Divya the Diva (GODIVYA)
FEAR THE GOATS...