TheHolyGoats
From the archives of TiPWiki, the unofficial Duke TIP Wiki
The Holy Goats are a cult of 7 people who have sworn an oath under the mightiest of the Holy Goats, which would probably be your mom.
Their names are:
- Julia
- Spencer
- Paige
- Joseph
- Divya
- Sonali
- Allison
A little bit about the goats
Joseph
- Panda at heart
- Actually a lamp"
- Pterodactyl
Julia
- Wiz Khalifa
- Best known for her Julia-isms"
- Paterodactial
Paige
- Is commonly attacked by carrots
- Is actually your mom
- Really REALLY hates suicide jokes about Kurt Cobain
Allison
- Is actually a glass of tea
- ALL-i-SON!!
- Prefers hiding in cold, dark corners to socialization
Spencer
- Never gets any of Julia's and Paige's jokes
- Also a lamp
- Always makes your day
Sonali
- A lone pikachu roaming the wild
- Missed the first welcoming dance ritual
- Officially on confetti duty for Julia's and Paige's talent show act
Divya
- Baldivya
- The grandfather
- Divya the Diva (GODIVYA)
FEAR THE GOATS...