The Ballad of Erin P. Kelly

Written by Thor Tobiassen during Duke East Term II, 2006, "The Ballad of Erin P. Kelly" was written about Erin P. Kelly, a fellow 3rd year Pegramite.

Erin P. Kelly went to the deli.
On the way she saw Nelly,
who was icky and smelly.
Erin P. Kelly said unto Nelly:
"You are nasty and smelly,
and I see your belly." 
Said Nelly, "Your belly!" to Erin P. Kelly.
It sounded quite yell-y 
to Erin P. Kelly
So Erin P. Kelly laid the smackdown on Nelly,
and went to the deli.
Erin P. Kelly