Dr. Nasir Butt was the Biology of Cancer teacher at Duke West Term 1 2017 He is known for crawling around the room trying to get phones.

• "Elsa was a B-word"
• "N to the A to the SIR"
• "Everything is Cancer"
• "NO GOOGLE!"
• "That's racist!"
• "Your house is North Korea."
• "Why are we treating cancer?"
• "It's like, can I get cancer? I want cancer first!"
• "If you put that on the quotes page I'll kick you"
• "I'm like almost 96% sure"
• "Gregory has issues"
• "You just like totally gave me the stank eye."
• "Avital, would you like to get off the floor?"
• "Hey yo....I am a part of this group text thingy....do not remove me again . Thank you"
• "Sometimes life throws you sour lemons"
• "What the Ffffffffff." He did not say F*ck he just made an f sound.
• "Lemoor"
• "It looks like a sperm."
• Maci:"It's pronounced espresso." Nasir:"Expression?" Maci:"eSpresso"
• "They can't replace it because they have no brains because they're robots."
• "Silencio!"
• "Ah, Jesus!" -Jumps up and Down-
• "I'm almost 96% sure." -is wrong-
• "You're still a fetus"
• "you can't u-turn here it's illegal!" "yeah whatever"
• "Damn you and damn the iphone!"
• "Move the frick up! MOVE MOVE MOVE"
• "I know you're maturing but 'hot TA Sam' is too much"
• -teaches us how to say nice ass in sign language-
• "que pasa?"
• "Easy children easy"
• "1...2...3... cheese! Happy days!"
• "Nasir can you get off everyone?" "NO I cannot get off everyone you jerk!"
• "I should wear my shoes but I'm gonna wear my flip-flops because it's too damn hot." *wears shoes*
• "I don't want all this abrupt hoohah!"
• "Jaywalk faster!!"
• "I want you to focus on your reading and your chi will be clear"
• "Come to class tomorrow with a clear chi!"
• "Anna had some weird skeleton shit going on"
• "Do you know what a purple nurple is because you will in three seconds"
• "Silencio!"
• "The guy is twittering every chance he gets!"
• "Who told you to go outside Carrie? Who told you to go outside when Nasir's in the house???"
• (on multiple occasions) "Katherine I'm gonna beat you up"
• "There's something called tact."
• "The only people in this class who can say shut up are me and Maci. Or me when I'm talking to Maci."
• "Bananas have DNA??? Where would it be? In the banana?"
• "That's kinda depressing dude"
• "Coconut man why don't you sit down"
• "If you guys ask me a question I'm gonna throw you out of the class"
• "Nasir it's lunchtime!" "I DON'T CAAAAARE WHAT TIME IT IS"
• "Nasir do you want to play assassin? "I want to be the assassin. I want to kill everyone"
• "Your colds might mix and become a super cold!"
• *makes bets on who's gonna win kahoot- is wrong bc they think Chris is stupid yet he beats everyone with ease and thinks gabby is taking notes on her ipad
• -constipated voice- "I'm not doooone"
• You have to give me time to type.....I'm old and my thumbs don't move that fast

MISC. BIOLOGY OF CANCER QUOTES:

• Greg: "Nasir if you tried to kick someone you'd be out of breath."
• Carrie: "If you're trying to take pictures of us at least turn the sound off"
• Maci: "I'm so proud of you guys. You kicked ass."
• Michael: "I'm schleep"
• Maci: "Goodnight sweet children!"
• Greg: "...in his SEMENal textbook..."
• Chris: "Go aead! touch me in this area! I dare you!"
• Avital: "Do you just hate me?"
• Chris: "Am I Nasir's daughter?"
• Greg: "Oh, it's a hypo and a thesis. Like a hypothetical thesis."