Tipsters

TIPsters: a group of elite intellectuals who, although normally shunned by regular society, will come together to control the world. One becomes a TiPster through the nearly sacred ritual of early high school standardized testing (ACT or SAT). If the individual scores well enough to be accepted, he/she must attend a three week long meeting in which ties will be made to other TiPsters, a vast amount of knowledge will be processed, and a quest for world domination as well as a crusade against administration will be commenced. These meetings are held at various colleges and universities across the country. The TiPster will be able to attend the meetings for four consecutive years for training before being sent out into the world. After a year of retirement, he or she will be eligible to return to TIP to help raise younger members of the TIPster army.