UGA Foreign Policy

WELCOME TO THIS BLESSING, YA'LL // UGA Term 1 Foreign Policy 2016

FoPoBros

• second years
  • hannah: most likely to write poetry
  • toni: most likely to be a little's little
  • taylor: most likely to say "i do what i want"
  • sarah: most likely to hamilton
  • jess: most likely to BE the putin
  • emma haaayyyy: most likely to drive a minivan
• third years
  • mary elizabeth: most likely to be president
  • kolton (harold): most likely to carry a briefcase
  • jack: most likely to bail on a debate
  • lily: most likely to be press secretary
  • dylan: most likely to bagel
• fourth years
  • josh: most likely to roast commies
  • evalee: most likely to be in a coma
  • lay: most likely to not be in kansas anymore
  • mark: most likely to be a commie
  • sam: most likely to speak a speech
  • augie: most likely to kill you in catan
  • mikey (flow god): most likely to bromiego
• teachers
  • tara: a goddamn blessing with a cool doggo
  • maggie: our fav ta (the best ta)

Class Culture my HOmieS

• down with ya'll: on day one one group in the Isle Of Tip both misspelled ya'll and screwed over the isle as a whole
• the day we Made The Bus: on june 24th we actually made the 8:50 east west bus, for the first time all term. i mean we sprINTED to it, but yo, we did it
• debate: ok. so. fopo does so many debates, like,,, literally 7. its a little Much. also mary elizabeth has never won one and is highkey salty act it
• yugoslavia: we destroyed it. ripped it right apart for italy and romania. no one rlly NEEDED it anyway
• take yemen over: in our last simulation, we slowly drove mark (mr. president) to insanity by suggesting military invasion and annexation of yemen
• tuurtles: maggie says turtles rlly funny
• turtles with tanks: also in the last simulation, evalee wanted to arm turtles with tanks and have them take over syria
• nerdquest: we were ROBBED by those satire nerd faces.
• "a pen isn't a weapon, a [fricken] nuke is:" mark reassured us with this after those satire nerds beat us in the nerdiest tiebreaker
• russian: jess speaks (cusses in) it
• kosovo: more like kosoBRO amirite
• bromego: mikey. yah thats about it.
• NUT: when you're hitting it from the back and she turns around and sings the communist manifesto
• damn commies: josh is very patriotic
• commys: jess may be a communist
• 100 BAGELS: DYLAN ATE 100 BAGELS THIS TERM
• brexit: stupidest thing since britain thought they could beat the us of a in the revolutionary war #stopborris
• coma dream: evalee got shaken baby syndrome and all of this is her coma dream
• fresh prince: mary e and ev can rap it (mostly)
• real sadly hours: how i feel because this class is over
• oh TIP whaddup: censorship kids, its a practical skill

thank you

to the foppohos: i'd like to thank you all for providing me with the best tip year i've had. i love you all. text me daily. -moses