UGA Term One 2016 Classes

Mathematical Modeling and Applied Statistics

• Andrew: Most likely to succeed motherhood
• Amanda: Most likely to miss a roundhouse kick
• Lee: Most likely to feel the repercussions of a missed roundhouse kick
• Hitoshi: Most likely to boop strangers' noses
• Cati: Most likely to crack thumbs
• Blanche: Most likely to cause an avaBLANCHE
• John Leon: Most likely to be a prince
• Logan: Most likely to be prepared
• Aaron: Most likely to gamble all his money away
• Riley: Most likely to need someone to make it sense
• Adam: Most likely to take the stairs
• Ethan: Most likely to eaueaueau while solving a Rubik's Cube
• Vincent: Most likely to drop a catch
• Lili: Most likely to make a catch
• Suchir: Most likely to... Wait, where is Suchir?
• Rudra, TA: Most likely to roast Vincent
• Liz, Instructor: Most likely to keep up with class drama

American Foreign Policy

• Kolton: Most likely to carry a brief case
• Emma: Most likely to drive a minivan
• Lily: Most likely to be a Press Secretary
• Jess: Most likely to BE the Putin
• Jack: Most likely to bail on a debate
• Toni: Most likely to be a little's little
• Dylan: Most likely to bagel
• Hannah: Most likely to write poetry
• Sarah: Most likely to Hamilton
• Sam: Most likely to speak a speech
• Mark: Most likely to be a Commie
• Josh: Most likely to roast Commies
• Michael: Most likely to bromigo
• Mary Elizabeth: Most likely to be President
• Augie: Most likely to kill you in Catan
• Evalee: Most likely to be in a coma
• Taylor: Most likely to say, "I do what I want."
• Lay: Most likely to not be in Kansas anymore
• Instructor: Tara
• TA: Maggie

The Pen As A Weapon: The Art of Satire

• Laura: Most likely to vote for Dat Boi
• Jacob: Most likely to wear dad sunglasses
• Jackson: Most likely to sleep through a nuclear holocaust
• Timmy: Most likely to dab for Trump
• William: Most likely to have been a Minion in a previous life
• Kimberly: Most likely to fight for equal heights
• Rhiannon: Most likely to swear in German so it's "okay"
• Nathan: Most likely to join his brethren in the trash
• John: Most likely to not care what his superlative is
• Josh: Most likely to Heely away from his feelies
• Grant: Most likely to smuggle bananas across the border
• Julia: Most likely to LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
• Scottie: Most likely to steal Jacob Sartorius's identity
• Clio: Most likely to lead her iguana people to the promised land
• Irene: Most likely to silently judge people from a safe distance
• Emma: Most likely to filibuster for no reason in particular
• Abby: Most likely to own all of the puppers
• Hailey: Most likely to be DTF (Down To Frisbee)
• Justine: Most likely to be worshipped as a deity
• Andrew: Most likely to a "doctor"

Philosophy of Knowledge

• Sophie: Most likely to lie down everywhere
• Sheena: Most likely to become your best friend while convincing you you're wrong
• Sarah: Most likely to diplomatic but honest
• Elise: Most likely to be serenaded by a saxophone battle
• Katherine: Most likely to get overexcited
• H. Colin: Most likely to be 1/7 of Nebraska's population
• Zach: Most likely to buy Peace Tea from Mr. Andie
• Michael: Most likely to deal cards and gum
• Anabel: moist [Most] likely to fight Zach
• Shannon: Most likely to wear socks and slides
• Wil: Most likely to turn Google Docs into Reddit
• Hadley: Most likely to go to Flavortown
• Indy: Most likely to scare a guy off a bus
• Sabrina: Most likely to be the real Sabrina
• Collin: IT'S YA SISTAAAA
• Kate: Most likely to wear a T. Swift shirt for aesthetics only
• Luke: Most likely to love a band no one has heard of
• Tyler: In Northwest Georgia...
• Madeleine: Most likely to attempt to hold back her laughter
• JB: Most likely to know nothing, but more than everyone else

Pharmacology

• Sasha: Most likely to be #16 on “the list”
• Zoe: Most likely to not have any blood
• Ivy: Most likely to be an avid user of farmersonly.com. “THE CITY FOLK JUST DON’T GET IT”
• Megan: Most likely to rupture appendix, break kneecap, and get shinsplits because of asthma
• Jacob: Most likely to join a silent frat
• Jack: Most likely to RayRaysupRayRayRaysunflowerseedsRayRayRayforestsRayRayRay
• Ariel: Most likely to clean a bathroom with urine
• Emiko: Most likely to use the EVAC chair in Aderhold
• McKinley: Most likely to die for 3 seconds
• Brianna: Most likely to regret every decision
• Abby: Most likely to roast when Ray isn't around
• Sophie: Most likely to perform a 1 man show of High School Musical
• Kathryn: Most likely to rock the (Birken)stocks
• Kaitlyn: Most likely to laugh at everything and nothing
• Teddy: Most likely to face the void
• Amaya: Most likely to sue Bolton for their “Mexican” food
• Ashley: Most likely to be Crazy Noel
• Raymond: Most likely to fix it

Criminal Law and Mock Trial 2016

• Andrew Harper
• Sydney Ayers
• Dylan Clyne
• Megan Casner
• Sydney Bastin
• Freddie Stanley
• Sarah Shamai
• Katherine Duncan
• Sarah Beth Hobbey
• Elisabeth Handrigan
• Noami Carrilo
• Bridget Mooney
• Sheridan Kum
• Sarah Wasley
• Abby Davis
• Lauren Witteck

Robotics

Most Likely to…

• Colin: not have his name remembered
• Calvin: wear sandals for a marathon
• Alex: not have his superlative changed
• Emil: have a suggestion for every superlative
• Jonah: sell pinwheels and tops
• Raymond: be Colin
• Zibron: have the most people raise their hands for his superlative
• Hayley: throw the frisbee better than Dean
• Karson: try and carry people
• Carter: peer pressure the class into doing something dumb to amuse Sam
• Janie: cheat at balloon popping
• Dean: try and get points
• Meeker: bother his TA about LoL
• Zach: be asked why he isn't working
• James: leave a mess that people put their hands in
• Mr. Swanson: tell you a joke and stare at you until you get it
• Sam: change the superlatives without taking the class

Cryptography: Term 1

• Pierce “Straight Outta Chicken Coop” Lindblom
• ’Emma “Queen of Soccer Scarves” Bissell
• Luke “Great American Youth” Simmers
• Maggie “The Morbid Jester” Quigley
• Jack “Hurley Junior v. Food” Bryan
• Robbie “Fedora the Explorer” Witt
• (TA) Eliza “Java the Hutt” McNair
• (Instructor) Williams “NO.” Knapp
• Madison “Slays 4 Days” Coleman
• Akin ”King o’Cameroom” Bakare
• Katie “Mother Duckling” Cowan
• Sam “Binary Bubba” Schlenker
• Walter “Class Rebel” Hilsman
• Danny “Frat Donny” Blumen
• Ashley “AshK$Money” Kim
• Holly “Hurley” Del Grande
• Hayley “Bless Up” Gillette
• Sam “Flavortown” Petty

Vet Med

• Hannah: Most likely to wear a hoodie in 90 degree weather.
• Griffin: Most likely to forget his boot covers.
• Skylar: Most likely to mom.
• Cristina: Most likely to steal candy from summit.
• Judd: Most likely to question everything.
• Megan: Most likely to have the best braids (done by Ethan).
• Sofia: Most likely to have an Insta-famous dog (@enzo_thepup).
• Ella: Most likely to be a human veterinarian for Hamilton.
• Kendall: Can I help you?
• Caroline: Most likely to hum happily while dissecting.
• Hope: ride a horse into the sunset while playing the guitar.
• Riley: Most likely to sing to her purrfect animals
• Makenzie: Most likely to win an Oscar for her bunny binky performances.
• Lauren: Most likely to tell a sizzler of a joke and make us buzz for 6 hours.
• Alex: Most likely to make Ethan laugh while being a guy_buddy.
• Ethan: Most likely to listen to the Kahoot! theme song whilst being a eelgle guy-buddy.
• Lilah: Most likely to defend Gotham while reading a novel.
• Amy: Most likely to teach her horses to swing dance to Disney songs.
• Emma: Most likely to listen to screamo with her rabbits

The Brain, Intelligence, and Creativity

• Foster Ellis: Most Likely to be a Puppet to zir’s Own Brain
• Morgan Miller: Most Likely to have the Straight Feels While Wearing Chacos
• Caroline Brewer: Most Likely to be your Mom Friend
• Jacob Gilliam: Most Likely to Put Memes in a Presentation
• Jackson Powell: Most Likely to Avoid being Called On
• Brayton Rahimi: Most Likely to be Called Abdul
• Abdul Mia: Most Likely to Not Know How To Wear A Hat
• Rachel Zoeller: Most Likely to not be Intimidated by the Dancers
• Kara Middleton: Most Likely to Make a Pun #Karabellum
• Jimmy O’Grady: Most Likely to Show Up Late, with Ice Cream and a Pamphlet
• Abby Branco: Most Likely to Confirm the Illuminati
• Sarah Cohen: Most Likely to Rock a Scrunchie
• Thida Lee: Most Likely to Be Called Tina on the First Day
• Katie Russell: Most Likely to Add the TA on Faceboook
• Maya Jeter: Most Likely to Only Order Vanilla Ice Cream
• Mabry Smyer: Most Likely to Have a Secret Rock n Roll Soul
• Lucy Bowling: Most Likely to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• Natalie Shih: Most Likely to Be the Only One Not Lost During Class
• Nick Cochran: Most Likely to Be a Too Good, Too Meta Cinnamon Roll
• Catherine Johnson: Most Likely to Fit Five Classes on a Bus (“TAKE OFF YOUR BACKPACKS GUYS)

Sports Med

• Instructor: EGGNAWG
• TA: BIG AL
• Zach- most likely to have a personal story for everything
• Bobby- most likely to be trash at trash--ketball
• Elijah- most likely to have gum
• Jacob- most likely to secretly be plotting against you
• Mason- most likely to assault you with a stick
• Sara- most likely to be a wingman woman
• Sophia- most likely to be a Kardashian
• Abby- most likely to hear her laugh from across the world
• Eloise- most likely to become a makeup guru on YouTube @beautybyweezi
• Smith- most likely to make Abby mad
• Casey- most likely to pronounce things wrong en espanol
• Abbey- most likely to want Zach to suffer
• Bruno- most likely to abduct a baby
• Brandon- most likely to write a book about bobby
• Cydney- most likely to want to watch surgery
• Big Al- most likely to be a trash can without knowing it
• Eggnawg- most likely to be a holiday beverage