Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Osas
U. Osas is known as the Man With The Longest Name In Africa, possibly even the longest dick of anyone living on the continent. He is secretly the Supreme Soviet Secretary of TIP, as he is known for stealing TIPsters in the night when RCs are off duty. As he is in control of the TIP staff, he is the reason why Mandatory Fun is around and Lights Off are at 10:45 pm. He poisons TIPsters with TIPpression, especially on the last day, and monitors social media used at TIP. He is said to be just as old as TIP itself, and possesses the statue on the Quad at East Campus. If you aren't TIPpropriate, U. Osas WILL come and drain you of your happiness, making the remainder of your TIPsperience miserable. And never question his name, for your brain will explode the moment you hear it!