Billis Baasit ONE! Flagholder Bhutta

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Baasit is one of the most amazing people ever. Consider yourself more than lucky if you've met him. He has glowing teddy graham chocolate colored skin, the prettiest teeth ever and a smile that will make your heart melt. His 4th year was in 2013 and he was one of the best 4th years ever. He always attended East Term 2 because its obviously the best. In 2011 he took Macroeconomics he says it was "very interesting." I'm sure it was. In 2012 he took International Relations which he says was amazing and he recommends it to everyone. I'm sure someone more knowledgeable on Baasit's first 2 years attending TIP can write more about these terms but unfortunately, I cannot. I can tell you that when he was a third year he put someone's mattress on the Statue Quad and was sentenced to his room for the entire last night. He also came very near to trouble after putting a water bottle in a brown paper bag and swigging it during class.

Baasit's 4th year was absolutely amazing. He was in Criminal Trial Advocacy (CTA) which was obviously the best class that year because it had the best people and the best instructor (Don Carl Donelson II) and a TA (Benji Morrell) with changing titles everyday (King, The Supreme, The Omnipotent, Kim Jong, Princess, Praetor etc.). Baasit was so damn smart and he received "Best Attorney" in the entire class for the first mock trial. His class superlative was "most likely to pass the bar without studying" because he was such a natural lawyer. He challenged Don on the daily and won many points for his class team Frolicking Seals United (FSU). There was a plea bargain stimulation in class where he was up against Hailey and he wouldn't accept her modest guilty plea offer of $6,420 so she took him to trial. He "disregarded the infiniti option," infiniti meaning that the random number generator would land on 20 and his team would lose all their hard-earned points. Hailey took him to trial after he stubbornly wouldn't accept her modest offer and the number landed on 20!!! I'm unauthorized to say what happened after that but Baasit was a gentleman about losing. He was so perfect. Baasit had the ability to raise his hand and say the right answer without even thinking. Making eye contact with him in class was so special because he would smile with his award-winning smile and sometimes wink with his warm, dark eyes. He spoke in a slow, sultry, convincing voice that made everyone in the room sweat. Pop a Molly I'm sweatin' WHOO! Fun Fact: One of Don's beagles is named Molly.

Baasit was really good friends with Lawrence Charnow, Nicholai, Dylan, Erich, Josh, Thomas, Daniel, and Hailey. Anyways everything was good with Baasit. He was in the best RAG of that term (Dev's RAG) who had an awesome RAG partner (Niki's RAG). He was a member of Goon Squad, the Billises and was obviously a crab doe. He had sophisticated music taste and an iPod full of super catchy sex songs. He loved living on the 2nd floor in Dev's Rag (DEVVVV!!) because the doodes were chill and there was an amp where they had all-day jam sessions complete with twinkies, chips, donuts, and cheese puffs. He often made Karis the RC (Hailey's RC) uncomfortable on the daily and said "Sorry, Karis" even when he wasn't doing anything wrong. He pretended to smoke in front of Karis in the hallway once and as a result, had to write an apology letter to her. Eventually, Karis and Baasit were friends.

Baasit had a black flag with a red border and a red star in the middle that he literally took wherever he went. Baasit and his flag were listed for two consecutive years as being in a relationtip (2012, 2013). He took it to meals, class, break, everything. He even added a Florida State flag to it just to mess with Don. At the end of his fourth year, Baasit somberly passed his beloved flag down to 3rd year Nate Jones.

We've already stated his name, so what's his name? His favorite second year was also in CTA and her name was Sarah Baugh. They were on the same team for the final case and they were against Don C. Donelson III and (most recently) computah lovin' Benji. They lost but they knew they were going to so it was all good. I mean they might've had a chance if Quattraporte didn't directly translate to four door.

It's a wrap.