Fetus Song
Mark Harvey and authored the famous and annoying "Fetus Song" at the Kansas campus in 2004. They brought it to Duke East in 2005 and Mark also performed it in subsequent sessions at Kansas and in London during the 2005 TIP field study at the London School of Economics. At Duke East, the magical song was used to take over a cafeteria and more famously a Writing With Power class. The words are:
Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus All Day Long Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus Fetus All Day Long
Each subsequent verse includes the name of the person you are harassing instead of the word "fetus".
Long names can be crammed into a short space or can be articulated over one or more "fetus" syllables.
One syllable names add a "-y" to the end, so "Mark" becomes "Marky".