John "Ishmael" Ellis
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John "Ishmael" Ellis was a TiPster at Duke East Term 1 2014. He received the nickname "Ishmael" in an unfortunate 2 truths and a lie game during the first day of Dictators, Kings and CEOs: The Evolution of Empire. He lied about his middle name being Ishmael, but everyone believed him because he looks Jewish (something Luke Ourednik doesn't understand). Ishmael has a habit of leaving his phone outside, and does this on a regular basis. See John Ellis.
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