Keanu Reeves
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| Attended | I wish |
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| Roommate(s) | God |
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This most excellent actor is beloved of Anna Windsor(38 years, two months, nine hours, eleven minutes younger than him), along with the rest of the planet.If you do not love him you shall be hunted down and persecuted. Hee hee!. Here are some nifty facts about him.
Nifty Facts
Keanu Charles Reeves was born on Sept. 2, 1964, in Beirut, Lebanon, at 5:41, at Saint Somethingy's hospital. He is a quarter Native Hawaiian, a quarter Chinese, half British, unknown percentages of Dutch, French, and Portuguese, and 100% breathtaking. His mom's name is Patricia Taylor, a former British showgirl and current costume designer. His father was Samuel Knowlin Reeves, a Chinese-Hawaiian geologist who would leave the family when Keanu was about three years old and later be arrested for selling heroin at an airport. Keanu has a sister named Kim and two half-sisters named Karina and Emma. His mom married like four times. Her husband, Paul Aaron, got Keanu his first acting gig, and he dropped out of high school at seventeen to follow his dreemz. His first jobs were sharpening ice skates and managing a pasta shop in Toronto. He's scared of the dark. He likes ballroom dancing. He is six feet one inch tall. He weighs approximately 175 lbs. He has a bunch of scars from motorcycle crashes. inhales Just google the rest before I get carpal tunnels.