Michael Hepburn

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Known to the Term 2 2014 as "Flounder", Michael was constantly "drowning, but not in water." He had mad skillz on the guitar and was constantly surrounded by a flock of girls wanting him to sign their body parts. Pushed by Carl to ask out Jenna, Flounder failed, and instead wound up in his RAG crying his heart out to his fellow friends. We shall forever know him as the most attractive nerd that lived.