From the archives of TiPWiki, the unofficial Duke TIP Wiki
Quotes from TIP
- The best dabs come from the worst sneezes -Michael Miller
- Do Work!(East T1 08- By the end we had the entire campus saying it)
- Fuck Leah is hot...
- Daag Alway
- Girls... I am open for business(Holding up an open for business sign while pelvic thrusting)
- It is like a sex blender(Mass orgi at a dance)
- Noooo, I'm not a sheep. I'm not a buffalo. Away with youuuu.
- Kevin be cruisin on his segwayz!
- Coach I got a 100!!(Shows a 69)
- Now if i was a girl...
- Now if i was a guy...
- Now if i was a gay...
- I did NOT kill Santa (by Gunner and Allie at ASU =) )
- I read good.
- The straight-jacket is my huggy friend.
- What the heck?
- Who? MIKE JONES!!!
- I'm not short, I'm vertically-challenged.
- Are you Bunny?
- I'm not fickle!
- Dear Kate, would it be considered morally wrong to steal someone's boyfriend while he's away at TIP? Love, Anonymous. NOT SARA!
- John Patrick, plunger of love and peace!
- If I don't eat...I get really hungry..
- How are you HERE??
- Like a BOSS!
- when everyone else is , eat and burn it all away
- Dude, not cool.
- It's all fun and games until a cat gets thrown against a tree.
- I believe I can fly...
- Holy Shit, Daniel just slit his wrist with his own fingernail! One Damn Fingernail!
- Autoclave Me.
- Zenas, Wake Up
- Blinded by the Light!
- "Money, No Red Bull After Dinner!" "What about Rockstars?" "No!" "Amp?" "No!" "Vault?!" "NO!" "COCA-COLA?!?" "NO.NO.NO!" "Damn."
- That is COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS!
- I grewed since TIP
- That looks good"-Benny during Fried Green Tomatoes when they tuned the guy into BBQ sauce
- Shut up about my schpeaking errors"
- Alspaugh: We Got Knives!
- Yes, today in class I tested the hardness of ducks
- Love and Peace!!!
- SMILE LIKE A DOUNUT
- "what up?" KAELFIVE
- what? who said that?!
- GRAY PRIDE
University of Georgia Quotes
2010 Term II
- It can't be your belly button... cause that's right there!
- When you get out of here you better watch your back, cause you're gonna get stabbed.
- OH GOD A SKY SHARK.
- No Talking. Salt.
2009 Term II
- Most Likely To: Gunner- _______ a cheerleader (because kill isn't a good word to have in the termbook apparently)
- Stay cool, don't change.
- When the sweat drips down your.. EPIC.
- I WILL RAPE YOU WITH THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW! Brennan, don't say rape.
- Imagine, what we could do if we had a leafblower...
Wake Forest Quotes
2016 Term II
- The best dabs come from the worst sneezes
- True, true
- Just let me see your back
- Holy s*** a Dratini!
- Game-changing defense