Sarah Baaaaaugh!

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Sarah is probably the coolest kid to ever walk on TIP property! She is the beautiful gorgeous sweetie hun bestie fiancee to Patricia! She is such a rebelllllllll but later, kids decided that she is a "Good Little Church Girl". She took Modern Medicine (but she was cheating on it because she obviously loved MOCK TRIAL more..!) Her roommate was Grace. Her RC was Hiromi. Hiromi looooooovvvvvvvveeeeeeedddddd her! <3 Since Sarah was always so nice of course!

Sarah first met her (future) wife on Wednesday (I think). She was wearing a white vneck (from Aerospostale..?!) and skinny jeans! Her hair was in a bun/PONYTAIL and she was the most beautiful girl Patricia had everrrr seen! She was also wearing a green lanyard (obviously!) and they were with Lizzy! smeagol They were playing zombie apocalypse! But Madison was organizing the game and before they started playing, Patricia wanted to go ask a little short kid with brown hair if he wanted to play. (for very secretive reasons... the only people with enough clearance to know were Sarah and Patricia since theyre cool cats..obviously...jk a lot of people knew) But Patricia didnt want to go to a boys room by herself! I mean who would want to do that??! So she kindly asked Sarah to come with her!;) (jk she actually grabbed her arm and begged her to come with her but since Sarahs such a nice person she agreed)And the little short kid being the little short kid he was, changed his mind because hes kind of stupid and decided not to play. By the way, he is VERY judgeamental. Sarah knows why. this was also the time Austin first yelled at them. HE was all like, "Ladies yall are entirely too close to that room." (they were like five feet away..)

so they decided to hide in the glass lounge at the end of the instructor/office hallway! So they went there and flipped the table over to hide behind it! (So smart! I know I know) But after waiting for a while, they got bored since the hiding place was such a good hiding place and no zombies found them! So they went out and a zombie found them so they ran and screamed down the office hallway to their hiding place, but unfortunately a person came out and told them to stop. This was one of the first times Patricia and Sarah got in trouble together.

Afterwards, Sarah and Patricia went downstairs to the atrium and Patricia told Sarah her life story. It was verrryyyy dramatic. And kind of boring.. but whatever.

Sarah also does not like RCs to call her tipster. SO DONT DO IT. (she also doesnt like pants. but sadly theyre mandatory)

one time, Sarah decided to open a fire extinguisher. But when she did the glass broke!!! And although Sarah claims she did, Patricia did NOT run away screaming. She was just running away. But Austin, the RC, unfortunately caught them. But dont worry! they did not get in trouble because it abviously wasnt their fault. Also Austin hates Sarah. First Sarah was in her suitemates room after lights out! And when Austin knocked on their door, the suitmate accidently opened the door WHILE sarah was in there. SO she got in trouble. The same night, Austin caught her staying up after lights out AGAIN. When asked what they were doing, her roomate sadly blamed Sarah and told Austin that she was eating. But everyone has midnight snacks! It's perfectly normal of course. But unfortunately Austin told her that she shouldve eaten earlier. How rude.

Another time, Sarah and Patricia went to the carnival together. They sang a beautiful version of What Makes you beautiful. It was perfect. They knew all the words and stayed perfectly together with the music. Obviously;)

And the whole day they worked really really hard to go in the bouncy house! This was also when Sarah taught Patricia how to cut by association. Which worked very well. (this was also the time Patricia stubbed her toe and she made sarah come with her to the office only to find out that her toe was actually okaay. And btw she was not the one with toe problems) (this was ALSO the time they practiced their arm wrestiling skills)

Anyways they finally got to the bouncy house! After a while Austin told us to get out. and Sarah was like (very politely) "That wasn't five minutes yet." and asutin was all like "dont sass me! Youre trouble!" (he remembered the night before when he rudely barged into sarahs room after lights out)

Sarah also had a habit of skipping family dinners to sit at the booths by the dirty dishes rack. She also had to get up to get water a loooootttttttt. and coincidentially Patricia needed water at the same time.

On the last day, Sarah and Patricia were walking down the second floor hallway. Patricia had just finsihed a carton of chocolate ice cream and she threw it in the trash. But her hands were waaayyyyy too chocolately! So she wanted to wash them! But they were on the second floor and they couldnt go into a guys room! But washing hands is wayyy more important. So they decided to go into a boys room because YOLO. and sarah saw an open door so she kicked it open, but there was someone in there! It was a mom! and a little girl! So they ran to the third floor! But another boys room was open and seeing that there were no rcs around and they might loose their chance, they ran in and washed their hands!

Later they were on the second floor just standing in the hallway and Austin was like girls youre blocking the hallway! And tis floor time! Sadly this was one of the last times Austin yelled at them. :'(

Anyways sarah and patricia stayed on the second floor. And Alex's and Conner's (?) door was open so they decided to go in!!!!!! It was very weird. The beds were veeerrrry tall. and in the connected room there was colored popcorn in the trashcan. And since Patricia loves to eat popcorn out of trashcans, she wanted some, but sarah wouldnt let her eat it. :(

Suddenly they heard knocking on the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what if Austin was there???????? They went to hide in the closet when Sarah told Patricia to look through the peephole. Patricia didnt understand her. When she finally did, she saw that it was only Ann. And they went out and no RCs ever knew.

Sarah did a LOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT mroe than this. but sadly, we can write everything down. She's just too cool like that.

Sarah is seriously the coolest, prettiest, smartests, funniest, amazingest, nicest, hippest, snazziest kid out there. If you ever see her then like bow down or something. cuzs shes soooooooooooooooooo awesomeeeeeeeeeeeee. I heart her more than anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

watch out duke EAST. shes coming.