Toby Huang

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Tobias / Toby Huang is a Tipster who attended Duke Tip from 2018 to present. He comes from Austin, Texas, and he is allergic to mosquitos. Some of his known talents include speaking Chinese and Russian, and playing the violin. He is a known critic of the food at Duke Tip, and usually rates each dish at every meal of the day.

First Year

Doesn't exist lol


Second Year

In his second year, Tobias took Historical Epidemiology, Term I 2018 at Rice. He was the leader of the USSR for three weeks, bringing the country into a somewhat prosperous state. He was known for practicing the violin in his dorm room, doing Fortnite dances (most notably: squat kicks, floss, Best Mates, shoot, and failing miserably at the default dance), wearing nice sneakers (including his prized Human Races), coming to dinner 10 minutes early, coming to breakfast 5 minutes before it was over, and eating breakfast in coffee cups. He was also single and had a relatively clean score of 93 on the Rice Purity Test.

Quotes:

  • "Shut up, Alton!" This one is used the most.
  • "No one cares!"
  • Why do you still play Pokemon Go? It's 2018..."
  • "Did you just assume I was Asian, just because my eyes are small?" He is, in fact, Asian.
  • "STOP DABBING"
  • "This fried fish, SUCKS!"
  • "ПИЗДЕЦ! ТЫ ЧЁ БЛЯТЬ, СУКА БЛЯТЬ, ЁБ ТВОЮ МАТЬ, ИДИ НАХУЙ ПИДАР ДЕБИЛ БЛЯТЬ! ЧТО ЗА ХУЙНЯ, БЛЯТЬ!"