User:Ram of Chaos

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   Chaos is a metaphysical anomolie capable of seeming close to the control group and yet oh so far away.
Chaos possess several superhuman abilities most of which come as clauses for the safety of the universe.
eg. everytime chaos says something to anyone else and is not rebuked an asian woman punches her boy friend. 

Another interesting facet of this bizzare organism is the remarkable ability to listen to German folk music (Deutche volke musik) (for more on german folk music look up the 3Zwidern or the 4 Holterbaums on itunes)

which it played loudly in the halls of pegram on the second sunday of term II.
Chaos is only seen at east term II (the organism not the phenomena ( a shout out to my buds in High Spirits))
and if you haven't seen this strange organism next year is the last oppurtunity to glimpse this beast at the duke campus. 

P.S. feel free to add anything or edit to make it more comprehensible

He is also going to spend the rest of his life in extreme danger of being impregnated by either Megan or , two said "buds" from High Spirits.