Wallace the Omelette Man
First name: Wallace. Last name: Omelette Man.
He is a marketplace employee, known for his incredible culinary skills and undying patience in helping TIPsters craft the most delectable breakfast meals imaginable. He has been known to make people who previously hated omelettes addicted to them. He has been known to have a sunny disposition perforated by sharp yet friendly humor. He had a preference for TIPsters over young writers. According to Leland Ott, he is, "Basically Black Omelette Jesus". Thomas Gonzenbach calls him an, "Omelette god".
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Wallace is pictured around 42 seconds in this video.