Hentai Night

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The Story of Hentai Night

The scene is Rollins, 2015

Two young, innocent(ish) TiPsters are sitting in their room, about to sleep, when one says a bit loudly:

"Oh yeah, tonight is Hentai Night. I almost forgo-"

Realizing he had said it out loud, the foolish boy quickly closes his mouth. But it was too late, and his roommate had overheard.

"Hentai Night?" he asked, but had received no answer.



A day had passed, and the other roommate had inquired about Hentai Night as he had before.

"So what IS hentai night, exactly?" he questioned, only to be met with

"It's a night where I sit in bed and watch hentai. What else do you think it would be?" replied the first TiPster.

"WAIT YOU ACTUALLY WATCH HENTAI I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING" replied his roommate.

Though it was true, he did in fact watch hentai, he didn't do it for pleasure. He did it because (most) everyone else found it repulsive. Which gave our devious young TiPster an idea..."



Wednesday, before the TiPsters are sent home

The Kawaii Yee Squad are sitting in the main room of McKean Hall's fifth floor, chatting and such, when suddenly a sensation ran down one members back.

"It's time." Jalen, the first TiPster from earlier.

"Time for wha-ohhhhhh" replied the second TiPster, Ethan.

"Hentai Night?" asked Bria, who was informed of the activity a matter of days earlier, along with the others.

Jalen simply gave her a sly look and stopped playing Smash 4 on his 3DS. He then proceeded to whip out his phone as the other members encircled the chair he was sitting in.

"I say...we watch an old fan favorite. Of course, we all know about it. Considered the worst anime ever by plenty of people." Jalen told them with a smile.

"Yes...today we shall watch... "Boku no Pico."

At the very mention of the dreaded show, many cringed. But, the show must go on, they supposed.

So they watched.

And regretted.

And were scarred.

And the whole time, Jalen sat there, enjoying their suffering.



AND THEY TOTES HAD ANOTHER ONE TWO DAYS LATER BECAUSE HENTAI NIGHT WAS EVERY OTHER DAY