Jason Ly

Fun Facts About Jason

• He is in love with apples
• He is Bromeo in the Bromeo and Dudeliet thing that was planned but never actually happened
• He works at the Adcock lab
• He is going to get married to an apple
• And they will have apple children
• He also eats the core of the apples (weirdo)
• And he will probably die of cyanide poisoning by age 17
• Apples
• CO-FOUNDER OF RAPTURE
• Co-director of Doctor Doctor with at 2015 Duke West Term 1
• GREATEST MOTHERFUCKING LIMBO-ER OF ALL TIME (he's like a freaking human spider wtf)
• Father of Eric Zhang
• Best bromance with Sarah Mclean
• Plays ukelele like a fucking god

Some of His Many Magnificent Quotes

• "This is why I'm everyone's gay best friend."
• "I'M NOT FUCKING GAY GODAMMIT'
• "I'M A M- I'M A BOY GODAMMIT"
• "I'd rather have a slut like you than no one at all. JUST ONCE." (directed at Ally Morcus, who, although quite offended, was in no position to deny the accusation)
• "...What university sponsors TIP?? I don't know?" *dead serious as he tries to create a tipwiki account*
• *when asked if he has a twitter* "No but I have a MySpace"
• "Eric is a god among men"
• "I'm the gayest straight guy you'll ever meet"
• In response to "You're pullin', Jason", he said "Yes, I get all the lesbians"
• "You're the slut I've always wanted but never had." (directed at Ally again)
• "I told my mom I got a girlfriend and she laughed at me."