Jess copenhaver

Jess is the skinniest prettiest cool cat everrrrr. holds up spork although she was once thought to be a cattacist by Patricia and also interacts with many cattacists... (cough cough Maddy!) but anywayssss she was in yes the coolest class ever. Obviously cuz Patricia was in it!!!!!! her roomie was Jessica Zhang and her suitemate was . and Rachel, yeah rachel was her suitemate. was also her honorary roommate. Cuz Jess loves her! Although at the last dance she cheated on with FElicia. So they are no more;) Ha! Patricia cooly responded Forget you! You know cuz its a thing.

Jess would never give no food to Patricia. Yeah she be lame like that.

there is also a secret termbook which lives at the post office and runs cross country across different states that documents all of Jess and Patricias adventures. Adventure Time! YEAH they legendsssssss

Jess and PAtricia would sometimes sing and dance in da bathroom. but one sad day... someone was in the stall. but shhhh its a secret!

Patricia and Jess are bra buddies. be jealous.

and skirt buddies. "hey you skirt looks niceeeeee" ;) jess. smh. making all them boys hit on you.

She also feels so close to people sometimes. Its a forcefield.

Patricia loves her thumbs. theyre hawwwwwt

1+1=2 very complicated sign language

7:50 errday

sometimes Patricia and Jess were fighting. Sometimes they were loving. But they will always laugh and cry together. and stay together forever.

(jess leaves camp wayyy to early. i mean nine? Lameeeeeeeeeeeee)

Georgia Tech Term I 2014

She was a third year during this term and mostly known as "Jessica" instead of Jess. She was in the Green Technology class. She was in a relationTIP with Wasabi starting halfway through the second week. She got her first kiss from him and was freaking out and it was sooooo adorable.

Jessica and Grace Cassidy created a song that they liked to randomly sing to freak people out. It even had hand motions and silly faces that went along with it.

All day, erryday, all erryday

Derp, derp derp derp derp, derp derp

All day, erryday, all day, erryday

Derp, derp derp derp derp, derp derp

B-A-E-T-I-M-E

It's baetime whoop whoop

Jessica had around 500 songs on her phone, but she only ever played like 3 of them in addition to the soundtrack from "The Fault in Our Stars". Whenever they were walking anywhere together (class, lunch, dinner, dances, ANYWHERE), Jess and Elaine would play "San Francisco" and sing along at the top of their lungs. When the song was over they would start it again. Grace attempted to learn the words to The Song, but she was unable and could not sing with them. Eventually their RC, Caroline, got fed up and yelled at them. Her and Bryn also liked to obsess over the song "Work" by Iggy Azalea.

JESSICA COPENHAVER THIS IS SWAGMONSTER69 AND I JUST WANTED TO WARN YOU THAT IN 15 YEARS YOU WILL SEE A WOOLY MAMMOTH IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT PLEASE MEET ME AT THE CORNER BLOCK FOR SOME ICE TEA AND LEMONADE. PLEASE DO BRING LAWN CHAIRS FOR I HAVE NONE. I DO HAVE UMBRELLAS IN CASE YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE SUN I CAN PROTECT YOU. JESSICA IS REALLY HOT AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY JESSICA WOULD YOU MARRY ME, I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER. JESSICA I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THIS PAGE EXISTED UNTIL TODAY LOL I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI BABE ILY FOREVER AND EVER AND EVERRRRRR