Don't Break The Ceiling
Told to the Boom Squad by an unknown chachette. As of 10:45pm, they're adults and are now responsible enough to avoid breaking the ceiling with a soccer ball. The adjacent female hall, however, was not reprimanded for doing the same thing, because it's 2015 and we're beyond that. Whereas the male residents became adults at 10:45pm on June 18, 2015, the female residents would not become adults until 11:15pm that night.