Naked Food Juice
Naked food juice is a product popular amongst TIPsters mainly for the reason that it opens up the possiblitiy of asking a fellow TIPster, "Want to go get Naked in Whole Foods?" and getting a reply of "Yes." Let it never be said that TIPsters are overly mature. Naked juice is reasonably good-tasting, and comes in a variety of flavors.
The writer, although hesitant, feels obligated to point out that Whole Foods also sells a cracker called "Stoned Wheat Thins," making it possible to go get Naked and Stoned in Whole Foods.
Also, Naked Juice is the inspiration for the first design of the East II '05 shirts, with "GET NAKED!" written in large letters across the front. Needless to say, this design was found to be non-TIPropriate.
the most complete mode of the immature whole foods references "i feel like getting naked and stoned then rolling with some Orngina (mispronounced to sound similar to vagina) in the produce section. because it is just so much fun to grasp the fruits."Jack 20:06, 29 September 2005 (MST)
Discussion of various ways to get Naked are also interesting if RCs walk in in the middle. Sample conversation: "I wish I could get Naked in the laundry room" "I got Naked at Whole Foods" -RC who does not understand- "I got naked in.....the shower?"